Purple Penis of Fate Soap-On-A-Rope
Quantity in Basket:
Shipping Weight: 0.35 lbs
Please Note: 'Purple Penis of Fate Soap-On-A-Rope' is currently backordered.
Please be aware that there may be a delay in shipping.
While you may ask your friends why someone would
want a soap-on-a-rope shaped like a... "member", we know
we caught you looking! |
This well-hung product (let's just call him Dick) is made
by hand (no comments please!) right here in the good old
He's made of 100% pure glycerine soap with a deep purple
glitter hue and pleasant
summer scent that's guaranteed to get you in a lather.
This guy is completely 3D with no rough edges and at
four and a half inches long, claims
to be larger than the competition (don't they all?)!